Crazy For Feet Forum

Dead Parrot inspired me to come up with this thread... have you seen your perfect footsie scene yet? DP, you are right! I always feel that there can be better scenes out there, but you never know. There are alot of foreign language DVD shops in my city. Sometimes I go in and try to judge if there could be a possible footsie scene. I'm too scared to ask the person, "Which movies contain footsie under the table scenes"? I'm guessing we've only found 10 percent of all the footsie scenes worldwide on this site.

No I haven't found the perfect scene... yet. It could be out there now or will be made in the future? Of course some of the scenes are almost perfect like Three's Company, Sconosciutti 34, etc.

My perfect scene would have the following...

1. Babe with hose and shoe removal.

2. Her seductive looks.

3. Guy's reaction to the footsie.

4. Husband and a few others at the table talking not knowing whats going on.

5. Foot rubbing up and down pantleg then rubbing the crotch like there's no tomorrow.

6. You see the guy getting a boner and then cums on her hosed foot and he cums she starts squishing the cum on his crotch with her foot.

7. At least a 20 minute footsie scene(s).

I probably forgot something. It would have to be a porno to show all my perfect scene criteria.

Hmm... that is a VERY good observation, FF. Special thanks goes out to DP for inspiring you to come up with an excellent topic.

I myself have seen countless footsie/foot in crotch scenes, from sensual aand funny, to dull and sickening. And you're absolutely right, FF. They're ARE more footsie scenes out there, here in the U.S. and abroad. The one's that Nyllover and the other members, myself included, have found and compiled on the main FUTT site is just a tip of the iceberg... maybe smaller. Actually, that is one of my short-term goals... to find as much footsie/foot in crotch scenes as possible. It'll be a tedious and pricey task no doubt, but in the long run, it'll be worth it. I don't know about you guys, but I want to make Nyl's site THE ONLINE MUSEUM OF FOOTSIE SCENES! Wouldn't that be something?

Now as far as "perfect" footsie scenes go, this would be mine, with some that FF has mentioned...


1. Woman (beautiful or otherwise) kicks off or slips out of her shoes, thus exposing her bare feet, although I STRONGLY perfer hosed feet... NO EXCEPTIONS!

2. Her looks must be seductive, sensual, girlish but womanly, and/or innocent. And it all starts with her eyes, because they ALWAYS tell the story.

3. Her bare/hosed/socked foot MUST always touch, caress, and/or rub against the man's bare/socked foot. For example, the footsie scenes in The Time, The Place & The Girl, About Adam, Lady On The Bus, Ridicule, Love Hotel All Service, Me & Him (although that scene should've been done better!), and Alguna Vez Tendremos Alas. Foot rubbing inside/outside the pantleg, then moving up the crotch is also a must.

4. The unsuspecting man's reaction to the footsie/foot in crotch moment can be from shocked, suprised, pleasing, aroused, or even disgust or straight poker face... with some enjoyment.

5. Where the footsie/foot in crotch takes place is also important. It can be at a business meeting or presentation, on some form of transportation service (city bus, taxi cab, train, passenger plane, etc.), at a library, in school, a restaurant (the most common place for footsie), at a formal dinner party, and so on.

6. And last but NOT least, the footsie/foot in crotch scene(s) must be at least 20 minutes long, or have two to four various scenes that are no more than 10 minutes long.


Whew! Well that's it for me. If anyone else have any thoughts, ideas or suggestions, feel free to share them with us. That's for the insightful post again, FF. Peace!

Babylove wrote:THE ONLINE MUSEUM OF FOOTSIE SCENES!

Wow...that sounds GREAT BB!!!

Babylove, you've mentioned Tenendremos A La Vez. I loved the closeup of that scene, it was almost 3-D. The camera angles would be close like Ridicule. Also the angle where you see what's going on above and under the table like Three's Company.

Footsiefreak wrote:Babylove, you've mentioned Tenendremos A La Vez. I loved the closeup of that scene, it was almost 3-D. The camera angles would be close like Ridicule. Also the angle where you see what's going on above and under the table like Three's Company.

You're right on ALL counts, FF.

Good thoughts gentlemen, you mirror mine almost exactly. Just some additional things from yours truly, if I may elaborate on your posts a bit.

Footsiefreak wrote:1. Babe with hose and shoe removal.

Prior to this they must pan down under the table. Slowly in order to build the anticipation. No cutting away. What I have in mind is the Desperate Housewives scene. That was the perfect movement of the camera (although they must have read my Kelly Ripa post to get the idea. ) Alternatively, the camera pan in Who's Harry Crumb? was also excellent abeit from a different angle.

Shoe removal must be slow too. I'd prefer she have some difficulty getting out of it. Her act must be deliberate and premeditated. That's why I love slingbacks on a woman. She has to do some work to get them off.

Babylove wrote:2. Her looks must be seductive, sensual, girlish but womanly, and/or innocent. And it all starts with her eyes, because they ALWAYS tell the story.

Although not an under table scene, Vittoria Belvedere's expressions and eye contact during her scene were perfect.

Footsiefreak wrote:4. Husband and a few others at the table talking not knowing whats going on.

As I've said before I like having lots of people at the table. The risk factor helps to increase the arousal. The more intimate the relationship between the characters the better.

Babylove wrote:3. Foot rubbing inside/outside the pantleg, then moving up the crotch is also a must.

Three's Company being the best example of this for me. The fact that she pushed her foot as far up inside his pants leg as she could. Just great stuff. This is why you should wear good quality socks and slacks, so that she'll have something soft to rub against. And it's also why you should walk and bike regularly, to give you strong calves for her to feel.

Babylove wrote:4. The unsuspecting man's reaction to the footsie/foot in crotch moment can be from shocked, suprised, pleasing, aroused, or even disgust or straight poker face... with some enjoyment.

She's in control of the situation so she can do whatever she wants. Nice huh?

Babylove wrote:5. Where the footsie/foot in crotch takes place is also important. It can be at a business meeting or presentation, on some form of transportation service (city bus, taxi cab, train, passenger plane, etc.), at a library, in school, a restaurant (the most common place for footsie), at a formal dinner party, and so on.

The man should not be able to escape the situation. He shouldn't be able to get up and excuse himself or move to another seat. Like our hero in the "Harassed Male" thread, he has to sit there and take it.

Footsiefreak wrote:6. Foot rubbing up and down pantleg then rubbing the crotch like there's no tomorrow.

I'd combine this with what both of you said about the length of the scene. This should be shown often as the meal or meeting progresses. Her foot moving higher, and then stroking faster over his crotch when she reaches the bulge. Long scene, lots of cuts to the action and then the reactions.

I am of two minds on the cumshot. In some instances an in-pants orgasm is fine (as long as there's a stain), and other times he should take it out, despite the danger. There aren't enough nyloned cumshots out there.

Now I'll go back to imagining Vittoria Belvedere in such a "perfect" scene.

DP

Ok gentlemen, looks like we all have the same criteria for our footsie scenes. Here's a question... what current footsie scenes we have fits each category?

For me best shoe removal: Mrs. Layton from Three's Company. I LOVE the way she kicked off those slingbacks with her other foot.

Best seductive look: There is so many to choose from... I'll pick the lady from Sconoscuitti 34.

Best foot on leg rubbing: Ridicule. I loved how she went up the leg and slowly down the other side.

Best foot in crotch action: Lady of the Orient Express.

Most dangerous situation to get caught: Weekend At Bernie's it was a gangster's girlfriend and we know how Bernie ended up.

Hmm, my all time favorite and broke my cherry so to speak was weekend at bernies. The fear building up within bernie, the way she removed her shoe, and the way her toes tantalized Bernie. Of course how she puckered her lips during the footsie, how she leaned in on the table, how she seductively drank her vodka martinin. Oh and the fact that they had to show that scene three times. Although I did not expect them to have a scene like that...it made it even more of a turn on for me.

I agree Kingdom!