Fetishism and Super Powers

[Dead Parrot]

One my other threads:

If you could choose a super power, only one, to indulge your fetish, what would it be? Oh, OK, you can choose two. Here are some examples, please feel free to add your own and tell us about it:

1) Invisibility - You are not seen, but can be heard, and you still occupy space. But, you can sneak into an office building and roam around looking for shoeplay, and follow some of the hotties to the food court or restaurant for their lunch break.

2) Shrinking Power - You can shrink yourself to only a few inches tall. This enables you to hide under desks and meeting room/restaurant tables and watch all the action. If you're lucky you can observe a footjob.

3) Time Stop - The ability to freeze time. Everyone and everything around you stops...but you can still move, think, and act. Stop a dangling shoe in midswing, or preserve the moment when a hottie removes her heels under her desk at work.

4) X-Ray Vision - How often have you wanted to see behind those tall bank teller counters, or any other customer service counter? What about long tablecloths in restaurants that may conceal the actions of a cheating wife? With X-Ray Vision you can now literally see what you've been missing.

5) Bionic Eye & Recording Capacity - I've always considered Steve Austin a superhero with super powers, even if those powers are technologically driven. With a bionic eye you can observe and tape action from across the office or the food court.

6) Shapeshifting - My evil indulgence. I'd find out who my target was REALLY sleeping with and then alter my appearance to match his. Then I'd meet her for lunch and have some fun.

What do you think, and what powers have I missed?

DP